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chibianimegirl:

ofrejects:

space-doge:

kfc-official:

thatstheriddle:

thefandomlyfe:

bunnywith:

morgrana:

camefreyan:

spoken-not-written:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a selfie of me.

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I GOT MINE AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING 

oh my goodness

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that’s a lot of selfies

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fuck.

PLEASE.

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um

wow ur hot send selfies immediately

JAKE I DEMAND ONE

i want one

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iwishihadafather:

there is no flaw with this photograph

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liteskint:

vinegod:

When you wait for your parents to get in a good mood to ask them for somethin by RayRay Durant

my whole life in 6 seconds wow

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adrians1:

adrians1:

this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES

oh no it’s back

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karinanoelle1233:

unamusedsloth:

Sometimes you just have to commit.

What was she doing in the first place

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4gifs:

Hamster loves his popcorn

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mytra-fallen-angel:

disrespectyoursurroundings425:

writeroost:

Yesterday in one of my classes I got a student to come up and scribe on the board

And he was very careful about how he wrote on the board, like, making sure his handwriting was neat

And one of the students was like ‘LOL OCD’

And all of the students starting cracking up, so I was like

‘HAHAHAHA MENTAL ILLNESS IS SO FUNNY’

And everyone fell silent

yeah that’s what I thought

I love teachers on tumblr

hahaha oh

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thepacificrimjob:

ah yes let me just put some fucking cacti in the armrests this will truly fuck with my enemies they’ll never see it coming

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the-illusion-of-innocence:

arcdaybyday:

Hey will you love me?…Wait, where are you going?…oh ok, guess not

MY HEART

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takineko:

notsufferingfrominsanity:

beartier:

my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’

and i have never been more confused in my life

until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’

i am so fucking done

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DICK TATOR

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

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babygoatsandfriends:

Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.

babygoatsandfriends:

Some day maybe us humans, too, can ascend.

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deepspacebutts:

thegestianpoet:

nosebro:

obviousoctopus:

orchiddust:

Robot meets other robot…

“I must say that your face sounds familiar…”

I’m gonna die

AWWW

Qbo is the cutest dang thing. 

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